Wednesday 1 April 2009

Pigeons

Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?

I bet you havent.

There are millions of pigeons all over the world, scavenging with their evil piercing eyes. It is impossible to circumnavigate one without it knowing exactly where you are, near or far.

But where do they live, and where do their babies grow, well my theory is this:

The pigeons we see in the course of our daily lives are in fact the babies and they are born by massive adult-sized parent pigeons and it is these that we never see. They are grouping their armies and waiting until the time is right to attack and in the meantime we are distracted by by throwing morsels of food at their babies.

We are lookin at the finger and not the moon.

2 comments:

  1. This is like a vision of the apocalypse... I shall not sleep tonight

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  2. I have never seen a baby pigeon. Isn't that odd?

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